I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy–will you let me be yours? Gloria
DEAR JOHN LETTER TWO:
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be? Yours, Gloria
Isn't it great you could learn all about grammar on t.v. back in the olden days?
FUNNY BAD GRAMMAR LINKS:
UNNECESSARY QUOTATION MARKS
FUNNY TYPOS
ENGRISH
TERRIBLY WRITE (OMG! THIS WOMAN IS AN EXCELLENT EDITOR & PROOFREADER. SHE CATCHES EVERYTHING.)
THE SOCIETY FOR THE PROMOTION OF GOOD GRAMMAR
EXAMPLES OF HOW PUNCTUATION IS IMPORTANT
Comma Quirk Irks Rogers
DEAR JOHN LETTER ONE:
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy–will you let me be yours? Gloria
DEAR JOHN LETTER TWO:
Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be? Yours, Gloria